The GAYvatar To the Rescue

I have been scratching my head for the past month over certain events in RL. As a result, all the prim hair in my inventory has been completely deleted.

RL has decided to copy SL and crash. We avatars in SL are so used to crashes. During one crash, my cock was deleted. Now THAT is a problem. Having nothing 'down south', well it's not good look, very un-binary. Crashes are never fun.

Apparently some RL griefers sold houses to people that couldn't afford them. Then other griefers bundled these mortgages into huge objects and sold pieces of this object all over RL. Lovely how they called it "securitization", sounds more like "in-securitazation" to me. As far as those credit "swaps" are concerned, well those sound very BDSM to me.

Other griefers who supply energy decided that RL should still run on "fossil" fuels. How Cretaceous. Ask any dinosaur about the perils of global warming. Don't RL ppl need to discover the efficiency of teleporting. Last I measured, I was traveling near the speed of light across the Metaverse for no cost at all.

Finally, it seems a vote took place in some of those Untied States of America that eliminated the right for RL gay people to marry. Will the Lindens follow suit and one day I look in my profile and the Partner box is gone? What about Furries, Vampires, Goreans, and interplanetary nematodes? Have you ever been to a nematode wedding? OMG, the particle effects at their weddings are unreal.

If RL people don't want same-sex RL people to marry, then those RL people should just put up a ban on their own home parcel that doesn't welcome gay married people. It's very easy. RL same-sex people don't want everyone in their bedrooms, they're just asking for a little privacy. I think the RL TOS in the USA says something about the right to privacy and equal rights. Time to quit griefing same-sex RL people. If RL people want to be intolerant, I suggest they get a Second Life and live in their own beige SIM.