Where the F*ck have I been?

No, nobody caged or jailed my ass in SL. Some RL shit has consumed my time, just leaving a bit of time to screw around in-world. Again, SL kinda came to the rescue, cuz I needed an escape from RL and SL gave me some much needed breathing space.
Unfortunately, the ultra cool escort I was dating seems to have dropped my ass. I guess a week offline and, for some gayvies, you discontinue your existence. That sux. I kinda liked the boi. You may think I had it coming to me for dating a hustler. I told him I was cool with his 'work', as long as his heart had room for me. In RL I couldn't date a hustler, mostly out of concern of his and my safety. However, SL is a different story. First of all, he was making Lindens with his 'biz'. Secondly, in SL it is much more about the emotional/role playing connection for me. I really didn't give a shit if he is a whore, I don't give a shit in RL either. Dang, it's legal in Germany.
What I cared about with him was his near-constant use of the hug/kiss/pounce animation. Everytime he saw me, I got the window to accept his invite for an animation. Watching my boy run up to me, and pounce me down to the ground won me over, much like my dog wagging her tail when she sees me in RL. And, the other animation where I would hold him in my arms. Don't get me wrong, I am a general badass, mofo, dominant top who likes to put boyz in their place, sometimes in abusive and punishing ways. And I don't seem to have any problems finding takers....ever. But, when a hawt little avatar jumps in my arms, jesus, that soft side kicks in, and well that little hustler won me over. To the point he asked me "to move in with him".
Yeah, it was all pretty hot and heavy for a few weeks, and then one weeks absence, and poof. I sent him an IM asking him "are we history?" ....no response.

Well that's SL. It didn't phase me at all. I've been at SL for 2 years now, and know that ultimatley SL is a game you are playing with yourself, examining your own self and personality and living out the fantasies you've always dreamt about. Don't expect a RL relationship and the commitments that come with them, however, there are those who seem to keep a SL relationship going. It's what you want to make of it, but for newbies who blend their RL emotions into SL, take it from me, it's just a freakin game dude. Don't take it too seriously.