Hey Barack, You Fukkin Rock

For Real:

Whats SLove Got to do with It?

Whats SLove got to do with it?
Whats SLove but a second hand emotion
Who needs a heart
When they don't come with yur skin?

SLakespeare

To top, or not to top
That is the question
Whether I give it or take it
On the slings and floors of outrageous dungeons.
Or to think of taking my fist
and by fisting them? That could be hot.
Forget the heart-ache and that bullshit
That flesh is heir to
Hell, wtf go through all that for,
When I'd rather be phukking.

New Digz

Hubs Howlett is creator of Cargo City, the coolest place to cruise in SL. Hubs has opened a residential sim, SOFEA, and is designing and building all the homes himself. All homes are for rent. I scooped this plot up early. Hubs is awesome to work with and a helluva nice guy.

You can find a landmark for SOFEA at Cargo City, use in-world Search.

Here are some pics of my place:

Gay SL on Crack

Jack and Jim
Ran thru a Sim
To find a dungeon
To fuck in.

Jack fell down
On all fours like a hound
And Jim fucked him
In front of a Linden.

No Likey Phishy Bluepill

i received the following spam, clicked on the link and was swallowed by a giant vagina-shaped black hole in the Ungal-Amuranus galaxy, Quadrant Xena for the past month:

Hello there

Ashamed of last nigh? Your Girl is unsatisfied? Are u planning to give hervibrator?

Your girls don't need that, she needs you.
No more frustration....

Yours Girls need Mind blowingorgasms.

Yes....You can Achieve The Ultimate Femaleorgasm.
All u need Great Bluepill. Get Magic Bluepill and give her what she wants.

In Her Majesty's Secret SLervice

Dispatched by Her Majesty to elimate Goreans which were destroying her pirate fleet in the Galaxy Z$4000, where Her Majesty intercepts shipments of quarks needed for the dying star in her solar system:



My vehicle of choice for gravity situations:



Winding down after the successful mission:

Gavyie Nominations #1

If you two are already in SL, hit me up, if not......get a gayvie!

Been "Hanging Out" Here:

I Kissed A Nematode

I just wanna see
If u got a dick or not
Slither closer here
Your single-celled and hot.

I kissed a nematode
In a Sim called Jizzalopolis
Too bad you don't got lips
Or a dick or asshole or hips
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't think I can fuck that thing
I kissed a nematode and I liked it
I liked it